Shmeoke a Beow

sexorcize:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents

If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

30-casterly-rocks:

uni holidays are the best

30-casterly-rocks:

uni holidays are the best